Return & Refund Policy

🏚️ Trailer Park Gossip – Return & Refund Policy
Welcome to Trailer Park Gossip — where the drama is hot, the tea is boiling, and the merch is always spilling. Before you hit “buy,” let’s get one thing clear:
🚫 No Returns. No Refunds. No Exceptions.
All sales are final. Once you snag your goodies, they’re officially yours — just like that one cousin who never leaves after “staying for the weekend.”
 
We don’t do returns, exchanges, or refunds. Don’t like it? Well, darlin’, consider it part of the gossip tax.
 
Wrong size? Changed your mind? Neighbor’s dog chewed it up? That’s between you and destiny.
 
💳 Payment Drama
If you attempt a chargeback, just know we’ll be talking about it at the trailer park potluck. Loudly.
 
Stripe, PayPal, or whoever handles the money part will side with us because, honey, the policy is clear: all sales are final.
 
🛍️ Why So Harsh?
Because we run a gossip empire, not a department store. The only thing we take back around here is what we said last night after a few too many Busch Lights (and even then, not really).
So shop smart, laugh harder, and remember: once you’ve bought from Trailer Park Gossip, you’re officially part of the story.